Dumb Question of the Day

"Sensei, you know that you have blues eyes - by the way why do you have blue eyes? Look at her eyes, everyone!  Look at the shape! Why are they blue? Anyway, is everything you see blue?"

Ah the tendency to see the world through the naively optimistic hue of bluebell-coloured spectacles!

After checking that she didn't, infact, see the world through a shade of turd, I reassured her that, yes, I, also, can detect a spectrum's worth of colour. "That's great!"